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sacrum221b:

My mom has had this cactus for years and this is the first time it’s bloomed.

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 9,520 notes

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 162,199 notes

"So you see, the story is not quite as you were told. And I should know. For I was the one they called Sleeping Beauty… In the end, my kingdom was united. Not by a hero or a villain, as legend had predicted. But one who was both hero and villain, and her name was Maleficent.”

1 week ago on August 22nd | J | 543 notes
1 week ago on August 21st | J | 47 notes

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 21,898 notes

Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 129,661 notes
aseaofquotes:

Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

aseaofquotes:

Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 2,970 notes
1 week ago on August 21st | J | 9,817 notes
zyynx:

A transparent Dragonslayer I did!

zyynx:

A transparent Dragonslayer I did!

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 1,447 notes
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

1 week ago on August 21st | J | 234,994 notes